CID pj’s from Twitter(rofl type)

March 18, 2010 at 3:01 pm (Uncategorized)

Mujh pe chad gaya hai CID ka bhoot, mujhpe chad gaya hai CID ka bhoot, Abhijit ne kaha ‘Hands up or I will shoot’

May ke baad aata hai June, May ke baad aata hai June… Daya ye suicide nahi, ye toh hai khoon!

ACP’s son to ACP: “Dad I got 85 out of 100 in Maths”. Abhijeet pata karo baaki ke 15 kaha gaye

keyboard par ek button hai “Tab” (x2) Daya, Abhijeet iss laash ko le chalo forensic Lab

KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla, KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla. Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla

Paa mei amitabh ka naam tha auro….. daya chappa chappa chaan maro

Thande thande pani se nahana chahiye, ‘Daya hume us jagah pe ek baar aur jana chahiye’

Gaai ko angrezi mein kehte hain COW, Gaai ko angrezi mein kehte hain COW..Kuch to baat hai Daya,Pata Lagao

Paanch rupye ka ek samosa das rupye ka do, ACP Pradyuman kehta hai “Daya darwaaza tod do”

Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai, shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai…oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai

Devdas se milne gayi paro, devdas se milne gayi paro, fredricks tum jokes mat maro

Mere piya gaye ragoon waha se kiya hai telephone… Qatil shatir hai chalaki se kiya hai Khoon

Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega (x2) Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega

25 Comments

  1. Rigved Joshi said,

    lol…. hilarious… lol…

  2. Rigved Joshi said,

    im stil laughin’….

  3. Ank said,

    ya i know…. sometimes the PJs are the most funny…

  4. Feizerl said,

    got me into rotflmao mode big time. hilarious!

  5. xxx said,

    lolz

  6. Shreyas said,

    awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. abhishek said,

    It’s really fantastic i was just rolled of my chair reading this

    very innovative

    do you guys have some more?

  8. ROHIT RIK said,

    JITNE TUMHARE UPAR CASE HAIN UNHE TUM UTARO (x2)
    DAYA KO PATA CHAL JAAYEGA ITNE PJ’s C.I.D PAR MAT MAARO…
    ahahahah lolzz howss zat….

  9. suraj said,

    it wonder ful its realy nice pj”’ss

  10. riddhish said,

    amitabh ka pehla maal hai rekha

    amitabh ka pehla maal hai rekha

    acp me kaha daya khoon hote huyw kisine to dekha

  11. Amit said,

    Ultimate jokes yaar…..seriously hillarious.

  12. Santosh said,

    Mindblowing…………..

  13. Gourav.Kankariya said,

    Garmiyon ke mausam mein khoob khelo ,
    Wah Wah…
    Garmiyon ke mausam mein khoob khelo ,
    Wah Wah…

    Daya in sab k fingerprints le lo ……………

  14. Mansi Mishra from Rewa said,

    Jhakkaas……….!!!
    I luv pj’s

  15. syed abdul raheem said,

    this pj’s are awaysome! i wish there were more

  16. Dubai said,

    ACP is worth giving a bash..he’s the best ACP i’ve ever seen.
    Really hilarious

    • Prem said,

      mom ko trouble kiya 24 saal
      mom ko trouble kiya 24 saal.
      ACP pradyuman: daya abhijeet yakeen nai hota CID ke pure hue 12 saal
      hgahahagagahahahahahaha

  17. kkd said,

    these are the worst CID PJ’s I have ever heard or read…..
    these are all fakes…..not real……CID PJ require a sharp mind…..

    Here are some of the the real CID PJ’s :

    1.
    usne bazzar mein mera haath maroda……
    usne bazaar mein mera haath maroda……

    yeh lo daya ne ek aur darwaza toda ….

    2.
    Haar se pehle me umeed kyu chhodu……
    Haar se pehle me umeed kyu chhodu……

    DAYA bola “payment sabko milta he,DARWAAZA hamesha main hi kyu todu

    3.
    Zaheer ne pheki bouncer, par batsman hat gaya !!!
    Wah Wah !!!
    Kya reflexes hai !!

    Zaheer ne pheki Bouncer, par batsman hat gay !!
    Wah, Wah !!

    Daya Darwaze Tod Tod ke, kya Tumhara joota fat gaya ???

    4.
    No Matter what they tell us, No Matter what they do

    Waah, waah !!!

    No Matter what they tell us, No Matter what they do

    Waah, waah !!!

    Daya, dekho is laash se, aati kyun nahi koi boo!!

    5.
    Khuni ke sar par hai bhoot ka saya ,

    Khuni ke sar par hai bhoot ka saya ,

    A.C.P bola Abhijeet 2 minute ruko mein moot ke aaya ..

    6.
    Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha…
    waah waah!! fact hai yaar.

    Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha…
    gaur kare

    Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha…

    iska matlab Abhijeet,
    Khooni balcony se hi aaya tha!

    7.
    Water aur Sky Ka Color Blue Hai.
    wah wah.
    .
    .
    Water aur Sky Ka Color Blue Hai.
    wah wah .

    Dr.Salunkhe Says : IsS Lash Ko To Swine Flu Hai

    8.
    E dilruba main Janta hu tu yahin kahin hai….
    Wah Wah……

    E Dilruba main janta hu tu yahin kahin hai……….
    Wah Wah…………

    Popat BANAYA Popat! ! !….Ye CID PJ Nahi Hai

    9.
    Aaj se hum dost hain ao gale milo ! . .
    Wah Wah. . .

    Aaj se hum dost hain ao gale milo! . . .

    Daya ne katil ko ek chamaat lagake bola…
    APNE JAGEH SE MAT HILO….

  18. Sachin said,

    Send me cid pjs on mobile number 9892609150.

  19. rahul said,

    Garm chhez ko HOT kehte hai…
    wah wah…

    Garm chhez ko HOT kehte hai…
    wah wah

    Dr.Tarika par chadha ACP bola, dekh daya ise SHOT kehte hai…

  20. chirayu said,

    fabulous yaar

  21. aditya said,

    ham washing machine se kapde dho sakte hai………
    wah…… wha……….jor se bolo fir eak bar
    ham washing machine se kapde dho sakte hai………….
    daya apane hatho se logo ko bhi dho sakta hai……………

  22. PRAKASH said,

    CHOCOLATE PJS – ACP SAYS- DAYA KHOON KISNE KIYA BATAO . . . WAH-WAH ! DAYA SAYS-MELODY KHAO KHUD JAAN JAO.

  23. Amol bhawari said,

    Hey ds is awesmmm!

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