Paranormal activity
No horror movie has managed to ’scare me really’ ever. Then today i saw Paranormal Activity. I’m underwhelmed, again.
Enough.
Academically speaking, mediocrity has become my habit now. I accept ordinary-ness without resistance. I got 62.5 percent in 2nd mbbs with 20th place in my batch of 82, which is shocking if compared to last year. Guess i should play by d rules; shud study n write what THEY want, not what i want. Tragic.
How does this work?
http://www.quizyourprofile.com/guessyournumber.swf
They seem to know what number you chose. How on earth does this work?
12 Theories for 2012
As you know the Grandmaster Oracle, Nostradamus and that civilization whose ass you get to whoop in Age of Empires, The Mayans, predicted that our world will get doo-doo-ed on December 2012. However, these funky people did not predict how the end of the world is going to happen. Most people are led to believe in the Ronald Emmerich theory (which is hey look. an important building in the history of the world. Lets destroy it). But I am led to believe that it can’t be that simple. These are my theories which are more likely to bring around global apocalypse.
Theory 1
Aliens whoop our ass pissed after the video of Britney Spears’s Toxic finally reach their distant galaxy. I mean wouldn’t you be pissed when you are searching for intelligent life on other planets and you receive a transmission…. you are excited… you turn on the TV to check the the transmission and Wham! Britney Spears dancing as an air hostess to atrocious music. Fuck i will be pissed.
Theory 2
MNS workers whoop the rest of the planets ass for not speaking in Marathi. Even as i write this in english, and you read it in english, somewhere a MNS workers is getting ready to whoop our asses
Theory 3
Mamata Banerjee, Arundhati Roy, Raj Thakerey and Mayawati combine to from giant-super-ultra-mega-roboto which is more powerful than Super Saiyan 3 and whoop all our asses
Theory 4
Himesh Reshamiya hits a pitch which is the resonant frequency of Earth. Planet Earth explodes.
Theory 5
Ram Gopal Verma makes a remake of his remake of Sholay (believe me he has already made remake of his own movie) and the entire planet instantly commits mass suicide.
Theory 6
KRK goes naked on international television thus blinding the world with his awesomness and since we mere mortals are not allowed to witness such awesomness we instantly die.
Theory 7
The internet is finally cleaned of all pr0n thus leading to worldwide panic and eventual mass suicide.
Theory 8
Sachin Tendulkar finally retires from all forms of the game.
Theory 9
Rakhi Sawant is proven to be the second coming of Jegus.
Theory 10
Karunanidhi finally takes off his Ray Bans in public thus instantly blinding us with his awesomness
Theory 11
Michael Bay makes an Oscar Winner ( not the special effects kind.. with actual dialogs, no Hasbro toys and no Megan fox)
Theory 12
India finally qualifies for the Football World Cup Finals
And there you have it ladies and gentlemen. 12 Theories for 2012.
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This article is, apparently, not an original piece of work. It was copied from here.
Happy Birthday mouthpiece, belated
This blog turned two sometime this month…. so i don’t know….perhaps it calls for celebration…afterall every milestone gets celebrated on the www…. like Priyanka Chopra shouted like a new Miss World on reaching 1,50,000 followers on twitter.
So, happy birthday mouthpiece.
I visited Clustr Maps and found this :
| Kenya (KE) | 1 |
| Colombia (CO) | 1 |
| Slovakia (SK) | 1 |
| Tanzania, United Republic of (TZ) | 1 |
| Mauritius (MU) | 1 |
| Belarus (BY) | 1 |
| Latvia (LV) | 1 |
| Chile (CL) | 1 |
| Nigeria (NG) | 1 |
| Georgia (GE) | 1 |
| Turkey (TR) | 1 |
| Bhutan (BT) | 1 |
| Morocco (MA) | 1 |
| Romania (RO) | 1 |
| Trinidad and Tobago (TT) | 1 |
| Switzerland (CH) | 1 |
| Austria (AT) | 1 |
| Israel (IL) | 1 |
| Ghana (GH) | 1 |
These are the nations which marked their presence on this blog by visiting it, if at all only once. Of course, there are other nations which came again and again to visit, but these single-presentee nations stand out from the rest because THEY CAME ONCE AND THEY NEVER CAME BACK !
Well, perhaps i should ban them from entering in future, if such an add-on is in place. Apparently they insult little 2y.o. Mouthpiece!
My Favorite Movies of 2009
Here i list nine of my favorite movies of the last year, and why i loved them:
09. London Dreams – for it’s visuals and music.
08. Kambakkht Ishq – for its comedy that gagged me to death and Kareena.
07. Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani – for its innocence and slapstick humor.
06. Pa – for Auro and his intelligence and wit and the climax.
05. Rocket Singh – for its unbelievable truthfulness and for the smartness of the movie. Crispy!
04. Kaminey – for its raw story, dazzling music and mind blowing Shahid-Priyanka.
03. Love Aaj Kal – for its ability to make you smile. For its endearing beauty.
02. 3 idiots – for Rancho. For Chatur Ramalingam’s balatkari performance. For it’s great way of spreading a message.
01. Wake Up Sid – How close this was to reality! The carefree attitude, tension, love and sense of responsibility - all of them were palpable in this movie. And then there was Ranbir Kapoor.
Am i seeing too many movies?
I really tend to be quite philosophical sometimes. Who am i?, what makes me happy?, what excites me?, what puts me off? where is nirvana? - many times i go soul searching with a torch light. After much contemplation i’ve concluded that i am a movie buff, Katrina Kaif excites me, SRK on screen makes me happy and Govinda-David Dhawan brand of comedy puts me off. And nirvana – well – let’s see if My Name Is Khan can get me nirvana too, along with eternal bliss and moksha from birth-death cycle.
Simply put, i bloody fucking LOVE movies. I’ve grown up on a staple Chopra-Johar-Barjatya-Bhansali diet, with some Abbas Mustan-Anil Sharma-Dhawan-Subhash Ghai junk food here and there. I had a love affair with Hum Aapke Hain Koun…! (note how i know the correct spellings plus the exclamation mark) for ten years, before Kuch Kuch Hota Hai romanced me.
But then i changed, and so did Bollywood, and so did Karan Johar, who somehow knew that i had started hating the suger-coated KKHH, so he made a smarter Kal Ho Na Ho, and many years later following up with the coolest Wake Up Sid!
Now i won’t be a badly scripted movie and stick to the basic storyline – Am i seeing too many movies? Maybe. Yes and no. Yes because there’s no point spending 180 minutes and 150 rupees every week on one movie.(God forbid if i like the movie and go twice/thrice.) No, because it’s well – ummm - nobetter timepass - stress buste—-er—alright – you get the point.
Final conclusion – there’s no such thing like “am i seeing too many movies”. “Am i not seeing enough movies” sounds way better. Live, no guilt.
Taylor Swift
It’s a love story, baby just say yes
I’m in awe of the video of this song. It’s got a heartwarming feel …. makes you fall in love all over again …. reminds you of YOUR love days … makes you respect the people you ove and the people who love you….
Movies
VEER : okaydokay stuff. Zarine resembles Katrina, plus 25 kgs though. The store is simple and has an epic feeling to it… all goes well until the end when the film just refuses to end… it drags as if begging for one last chance to prove that Salman can actually give a genuinely good movie. But i relly liked the palaces and deserts and London … can i pass that off as a compliment? 3/5
CHANCE PE DANCE : Yaaba Daaba Dooba – now this movie is being panned all over the world, so i really feel like sticking out my neck and shouting – not all that bad yaar. Or may be it’s Genelia doing this to me. I lourve her, period. And Shahid’s moves are brilliant. Harebrained story, but it’s harmless at least. Really, after Pyaar Impossible, every other movie is a masterpiece. 3/5
TWILIGHT : It’s a mildly surprising theme, this inter-species love and all. And this concept elevates this movie single handedly. Though, Isabella is no Hermione and Robert Pattinson(Edward) clearly does not justify the hype. Te only scene which makes you sit up and take notice is the one where Bella visits the Cullens’ home. Otherwise, the movie’s a downer. Will see New Moon soon. 3/5
Sidney White : The feel good movie of my life! Incredibly awesome, unbelievably brilliant. I don’t know who were the actors, but all of them were sooo well cast and all of them beat the hell out of their roles. BRILLIANT is the word. I’ve seen in three times in two days, i kid not, and perhaps i could see it on loop even! The jokes, the simple story, the actors, the music, – DO WATCH. 4.5/5
THE INVASION : A story that pretends to be serious and thoughtful and teaches nothingness about mankind – about a infective virus that alters your DNA to alter your persona – doesn’t go down too well with me. A few good action scenes is all that it can boast of. Oh, i loved the mother-child angle though. Anyone seen it? 3/5
No feeling like this feeling!
I never grow tired or bored of feeling elated everytime exams end. So, this is it. Life’s multimillion coloured again because Final Exams of 2nd MBBS just finished. Inshahallah, there’ll be nothing as hard and boring as Microbiology again!
Plus, the ordeal of H/E ends….and that’s quite a milestone in my academic voyage. Six times out of ten when i looked into a microscope to see a histology specimen, all that i’d see was PINK with little blue polka dots. Some called it amyloidosis of kidney, others called it viral hepatitis and the more imaginative ones even named it ’products of conception’. To me it was all PINK. No surprise then that i hate PINK and don’t find it cute at all.
The best thing was undoubtedly, pharmacology – for the first time ever MBBS got to do with something close to being what doctors do – prescribe medicines! And that Tripathi is a brilliant book, helped!
Okhay…move on life….going/coming home ….. woot woot!
